A friend of mine recently started Spanish classes and soon began responding to photos of my shoes with 'es muy colorido.' As a very smart person, she began to do very well very quickly. Shortly, she reported that the moderator of the class WhatsApp group was not adding her to the group. "Heh," I replied. "Mean Girls was clearly the truest movie ever." "Truest," she agreed (in English). Later, a man in her class expressed consternation that she was actually revising the materials at home. "Hmff, those types," she said. "Pretend they don't study, then will come first in class." I was extra silent. Finally, I said, "I feel he is my friend. I am also like him. I'm suspicious of you front-bench people."