Dear NaBro, Kem cho, sahib? First of all, congrats. No one expected such a landslide victory. Bhajapmanship truly at its most dominant. Your position is enviable — No annoying coalitions to contend with. No Trinamool to appease.

No AIADMK giving you dhamkis. No Mulayam trying to samajwadi you. And no questioning opposition. If I may put your victory in perspective, Congress’s non-governance and your newsworthiness helped. But frankly, I don’t know what you’ve planned nationally.