So, Lobo Lobo rang my bell. As I opened the door, he yelled, "How's de josh, men?" I was obviously gobsmacked. He continued, "Hello Dikuna. How's de josh, men? Is it high, sir?" I quietly proceeded to pacify the neighbours who had come out of their homes to see a middle-aged man, dressed in an army uniform brandishing a toy gun. He also carried a small bag.

Mrs Urmila Solanki, 78, disturbed from her morning prayers, enquired, "Kaun chhe, beta? Why has the army come here? Is there a war?" Commander Varma, 81, hard of hearing, asked, "Uh Rahul, isn't that our cable person? Why the devil is he dressed in an army uniform? Looks like Sam Manekshaw, I say."