I feel inadequate about one thing. Truly inadequate. I just can’t talk about it.

Okay, I might as well confess since you’re insisting. I take totally lousy selfies. It gets worse when I try and fit my face and one other person’s into the 4.7-inch frame. I’m at my worst when I meet ‘celebs’ by chance and desire to take selfies with them. I had a fan moment, when I tried to take a selfie with the 6 foot 2 inch Wasim Akram at an airport. What I eventually got after eight attempts was my face, his chest and an Air India plane trying to take off in the background.