I feel like Ravana. No, no, I don’t want to be India’s most hated villain (second to Nawaz Sharif). I don’t wish to take on Lord Rama in battle. Nor steal his wife. Or be burnt alive in various parts of the country. I don’t want 10 heads. Managing just one is seriously hard work as it is. Imagine the amount of tranquillisers and therapists I’d require to stay balanced.