"All set for V-Day, Pheroze?" Lady Flora asked her friend and walking companion Sir PM; after all, the statue chronicler had witnessed so many such elections dates in recent and distant memory, and was plain happy to be a spectator all over again as the country goes to the polls.

"Aren't we a little too old for Valentine's Day, Lady?" replied a shocked Sir PM, wondering what was expected of him. "Oh dear. Not that V-Day. I was referring to V-for-Voting Day, Pheroze. Isn't it fascinating to watch as Bombay gears up to send its representatives to the Lok Sabha?" Lady Flora asked, unable to contain her excitement.