And so, this morning two Rahuls called me — first was KL Rahul.
"Man, daCunha I want to vent…arghhhhh!"
"Go for it, bro", I said
"Look, I accept that idiot Hardik made some daft comments about women on that Karan's Koffee show, unnecessary macho nonsense and, yeah, we definitely should be
banned for a couple of games. For that we're deeply apologetic. But that other Rahul, that Johri guy, himself a #MeToo dude, has the cheek to lecture us and is now taking us to court. We have not broken any laws. The CoAwNIotL are seriously out to get us."

"Um, Rahul, it is CoA, right? Stands for Committee of Administrators, it's not CoAwNIotL?"
"No," KL replied. "It's Confederacy of A**es With No Idea Of The Law. This issue has been blown crazily out of proportion, man, our careers are really being messed with. See now, I have an inquiry to go to. Ciao."
Just then, the second Rahul called.