Now that the season of nine nights is upon us, and Mumbai is rocking to the season, with all its problems momentarily forgotten in the adrenaline rush that dandiya brings, this columnist is wondering ufffd

Whether a pride of lions and lionesses will do the grrrrba this Navratri and would they also roar in approval to 'Munni badnaam hui, darrrling tere liye'.

Whether commuters at Mumbai railway stations should gyrate to 'Disco station, disco ufffd.' in an effort to lighten the burden of daily train travel.

Whether a vintage car can claim benefits that a senior citizen is entitled to.

Whether a saltshaker tells its pepper mate, "You better shake it, baby."

Whether one has to be a thief, dacoit or out-of-work actor to make it to the House of Bigg Boss

Whether an old, faded pair of jeans tells its friend, "You know all these new fangled denims, we cannot relate to them; I guess it is the jean-eration gap."