So, Lobo Lobo came to my house singing a desi Christmas carol: "Dashing through Metro work, with one leg in a ditch, it's no fun going through Mumbai, life is such a b**ch…" "Lobo Lobo, that Metro, once it's completed, you can take the train straight to the airport. Just think how convenient that will be." "What men, Dikuna, but I haven't taken a plane in my life. So wot diff it makes to me, men? Anyway forget dat, wot a year it's been, no?"

"Yes, how do you feel 2018 went, Lobo Lobo?" I began, hoping for some back and forth chatter on the significant events of the year. "Myrtle and myself just saw some fillums men. We are Friday-first-day-first-show buffs men. Wot, men, Shah Rukh playing a dwarf. Total zero dat film, chhe, but dat Ranveer Singh is socko men, in dat Simmba, total damaal. Wot a year he's enjoying, men. Fust dey had all dat tension wid de release of Padmaavat, den he got married to dat Deepika lady — DeepVeer it seems dey are called. Real year it was for celebrity shaadis men. Also NickyAnka.