<img style="float: left;" title="Rahul daCunha" src="http://images.mid-day.com/images/images/2025/may/Rahul_e.jpg" alt="Rahul daCunha" width="200" height="69" />Lobo Lobo climbed into my home from the terrace.
&ldquo;Lobo Lobo, I have a door, there&rsquo;s no need to enter through a window&hellip;&rdquo;
&ldquo;Arre Dikuna men, I wanted to show you my skills as a stunt man.&rdquo;
&ldquo;Huh, how&rsquo;s it possible you&rsquo;re a stunt man?&rdquo;
&ldquo;See men, I am a fearless fellow, risk is my second name &ndash; I have done socko Bollywood flims &mdash; now I&rsquo;m making my entry in Hollywood&hellip;&rdquo; &ldquo;Oh boy, tell me more.&rdquo;
&ldquo;So you know dat our attack in dose Paki terrorist camps, it was called Operation Sindhi.&rdquo;
&ldquo;Sindoor&hellip; <a href="https://www.mid-day.com/news/india-news/article/operation-sindoor-reflects-pm-modis-unwavering-political-will-says-home-minister-amit-shah-23544668#:~:text=The&#3720air&#3720and&#3720ground&#3720strikes,decisively&#3720to&#3720cross&#372Dborder&#3720terrorism." rel="nofollow">Operation Sindoor</a>, not Sindhi.&rdquo;
&lsquo;Yes yes dat only. So many peepuls wanted to take de copyright of de name &lsquo;Operation Sindhi&rsquo;. &hellip;Ambani, Akshay but only one man has de clout and de courage to make it a reality.&rdquo;
&ldquo;Who?&rdquo;
&ldquo;Arrey Cruise men, <a href="https://www.mid-day.com/entertainment/bollywood-news/article/tom-cruise-wants-to-work-in-bollywood-films-23545490" rel="nofollow">Tom Cruise</a>.&rdquo;
&ldquo;Yes&hellip; the latest Mission Impossible opened in theatres yesterday.&rdquo;
&ldquo;So Tom is making de final one &mdash; &lsquo;Mission Impossible &mdash; Operation Sindhi&rsquo; and we only are de stunt team for de India section of de shoot schedule.&rdquo; &ldquo;You have a stunt team??&rdquo;
&ldquo;Yes&hellip; all all my friends and dere families. My chaddi buddy, Taqdeer Aslam, seven foot &lsquo;bhooth&rsquo; he is, used to be shot out of de cannon in dat Jumbo Circus, at Cross and Oval Maidan, his son oh baapre, dat Amjad he&rsquo;s one mad bugger, wot wot tricks he duz on de motobike, chhe, den Sakharam Shinde, hes my neighbour, he was a fireman, he jumps out of windows &mdash; jakaas.&rdquo;&nbsp;
&ldquo;But you, Lobo Lobo, you, how can you possibly scale up mountains and hang from helicopters?&rdquo;
&ldquo;Arrey baba Dikuna men, see in my native village of Canaguinim Beach in South Goa, I climb up de high, high trees men, like a monkey, to get down de coconuts to make de feni, my bruddr in law, from Myrtle&rsquo;s side he has a shop where he sells,&nbsp;
Francos Funny Feni it is called, anyway im getting side tracked, so dat is why I can climb high high. I tolded Tom Cruise&rsquo;s manager dat I want to be his stunt double, because I tink so Tom and I look same to same&hellip; wot say men?&rdquo;
&ldquo;But Lobo Lobo you&rsquo;re a man, in your mid 50s with a more than prosperous little stomach, thin arms &mdash; how will you hang out of a helicopter. Also, you don&rsquo;t look anything like Tom Cruise! And surely you get vertigo?&rdquo;&nbsp;
See men, wen I was dating Myrtle men, tirty years before, her parents were against me, dey are Mangalorian, wot to do, dey aksed her who is dis Goan good for nutting chappie. I would slide into her bedroom late late night &mdash; &nbsp;if by chance dey came to her room, I would escape trough de window and den hang from de window sill, or de balcony, at great heights..so hanging from a chopper, is very easy for me.&rdquo;
&ldquo;Lobo Lobo, do you have a screen name&rdquo;
&ldquo;Yes, I have &mdash; I am BINDAAS BOB.&rdquo;
Rahul daCunha is an adman, theatre director/playwright, photographer and traveller. Reach him at rahul.dacunha@mid-day.com<script type="text/javascript">atOptions={'key':'d0ddb8ef8f1a62a8cdd22fac27fc5ea7','format':'iframe','height':90,'width':728,'params':{}};</script>
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