Lobo Lobo came over post-Diwali, steam coming out of his ears . "What Dikuna men, bleddy. I'm damn irritated chhe! All dese blinking gas cylinder blokes, security watchmen, postmen, liftmen, all bleddy giving dat broad smile, one week befoe Diwali, den on de day itself "Sahib Diwali bakshish", and den oof, ow dere attitude changes after Bhau Beej men! Can't get dem to help, can't get a smile out of dem. Till next Diwali, chhe."

If I thought that Lobo Lobo's tirade had ended, I was mistaken.