So the gum-chewing Barackbhai and the Bibhu Mohapatra-sporting Michelleben flew out of Bharat leaving a trail of N-deals and multi-cuisine meals behind them. What a ‘mann ki baat’, ‘chai ka charcha’ trip it was. Here are my highlights: For the official Obama dinner at Hyderabad House, all the invitees had this printed on the bottom of the exquisitely designed card — DRESS — Formal (with personalised monogram embroidered on outfit ie your name).

Every single fashion designer in Delhi was commissioned last minute by desperate guests to match the pin stripe precision of their PM’s ‘Narendra Damodardas Modi’ on his/her jacket.