Hemal Ashar the columnist is wondering... 
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Fight, camera, action! How about u00a0 having a movie made on him called 'Bhajji-ni', which can be directed by Andrew Symond File Pic</td></tr></tbody></table>Now that Santa Claus is back in the North Pole after his recent sojourn whether he had decided to melt away some flab in view of the global 'meltdown'. Whether Harbhajan Singh must have a movie made on him called 'Bhajji-ni', which can be directed by Andrew Symonds. Whether Christies, the world famous auction house will handle the auction of cricketers under the Indian Premier League banner some time in the future. Whether Mukesh Ambani will cheer on Anil Ambani in the Mumbai marathon on January 18, in a show of brotherly bonding. Whether with air tickets going for low fares now that recession is upon us, will space tourists also be able to get a discount. Whether even a 'paper dosa' may not be available in restaurants soon as waiters will say to patrons: "Sir, like all modern offices, we too have decided to go 'paperless' from now on." Whether a pig in a chemist shop has no option but to ask for a tube of oin 'k'ment. Whether going for dinner with chess champ Viswanathan Anand would be good since he would always pick up the check(mate). Whether one garment hanging on a clothesline says to another: 'line maro, line maro'. Whether one elephant says to another, I have stopped trumpeting as trunk calls have become so out-of-fashion these days Whether curtains in a home give an impromptu qawali performance singing, 'Purdah hai, purdah hai, purdah' like Rishi Kapoor did in Amar, Akbar, Anthony. Why London's Big Ben does not undergo a sex change operation? Why are you reading this tripe, anyway?

Hemal Ashar the columnist is wondering...

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