<p>Yo hey hello&hellip;young person/under-21-year-old/collegian/millennial&hellip;'Sup? Where you at? Haven't chatted in a while&hellip; I wanted to know how you dudes and dudettes were doing. Look, I'll be honest. My interest is a bit selfish. My antenna always goes up when a 'young issue' rears its head &ndash; like this nonsense of ripped jeans being banned in my alma mater</p>