I've decided, I want to be Virat Kohli when I grow up. Or, at any rate, I want to be his clone. I want to reach his level of fitness, be that rich. I want an entire nation's hopes on me alone, I want endorsements, I want an actress-girlfriend, I want to speak English, Hindi and Punjabi fluently , I want to roll my 'r's' with the élan of the dude. I want to be even better dressed than Barack Obama. Virat is that complete package, a genius at the height of his powers.

And, I have realised one crucial secret —the key to the man's success isn't genetics, 0r grit or gym obsession. It is the tattoos inked all over his body. Just like Batman got his power from the bat suit and the bat mobile. And Superman received energy from his cape. And, Asterix from the magic potion, Kohli gets his superhuman powers from his myriad tattoos.