So, being technologically-challenged, I made the mistake of calling my cable operator Lobo Lobo for some advice. "Mr Lobo, can I get Netflix on my regular cable?' "No men." "Okay, is it a wifi issue, do I need a Chrome thingy or an Apple TV?" "It's a long story men, can't explain like dis on de phone, Mr Rahul, I'll have to come over."
"No, no worries. Don't bother coming over, I'll figure it out, connect with you later," I attempted.

"I'll see you tomorrow," Lobo Lobo said decisively. And, so there he was, bright the next morning. "So Mindhunters, Game of Trones, House of blinking Cards is of course scrapped because of dat blighter Kevin doing some hanky panky. What you want to see, men?" "I'd like to see Padmavati get a non-violent release," I said flippantly. "What men, what rubbish men, all dis nonsense about Padmavati, Mr Rahul," he started as the tornado began its devastating swirl at my doorstep. "Dese peepul, dey want to cut off Deepika Padukone's nose men. What is dis? And dey are offering anyone R5 crores! Is dis anyway to behave for dese netas?" "Yeah, if Dippy wanted to get a nose job done, there are easier and cheaper ways, I'd imagine," I said attempting to joke.