So Lobo Lobo came to my house the other day, very excited. "Hey Dikuna, I'm damn trilled men, socko happy," he says. "Why is that, Mr Lobo? What is the reason for your joy?" I ask. "I got a call men from Vidu Vinod Chopra, dey told me dere making a fillum on my life… sumting called a biopic, de guy said, somebody called Hirani Phirani is directing it!"

"Oh yes, a biopic, they have made one on the life of Sanjay Dutt... Sanju it's called. You mean to say they're planning one on your life? Wow, how did this happen?" "Yeah like dat only it happened... dey tolded me dat de fillim will be titled, 'THEO…ONE BLOKE… MANY LIVES' men!" "Okay, but I'm confused. How many different sides do you have to your life?" 'Many stages men. I'm like a wot you call dat lizard, aah, a chameleon." "So tell me the stages, Lobo."