Illustration/Uday Mohite

See I’m very clear...there’s going to be no end, no resolution to our battle with our annoying neighbours. Pakistan is like that sneaky, badly brought up schoolboy, doing underhand hanky panky, and then giving that innocent look of, ‘Miss Miss maine kuch nahin kiya, it was him.” In contrast, we are that lenient headmaster who can’t administer that killer ‘thapad’, that lethal caning. We threaten expulsion but finally all we do is a slap on the wrist and hope that’s adequate.