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So, Pahlaj Nihalani is in the news again, a true do-gooder if there was ever one. This time his concern is a documentary film on Amartya Sen. I'm a fan of the head of the CFBC — he has consistently been scrutinising our cinema, to make sure we will not be corrupted. The fact that he removed a couple of Daniel Craig-Monica Belucci smooches from SPECTRE was so significant to the moral compass of India.