The esteemed gent, known in social media circles as NaMo, woke up one morning, looked at himself in the mirror and said, “I’m sick of this wimpy petname, NaMo. Su naam che, NaMo? It has no dynamism, no power. I am a man of purpose, an action star. I have been called Rambo by the media. It is a worthy name. I am sachmuch Rambo. I am even like Rambo in personality, very masculine, and I do look a lot like Sylvester Stallone. Actually our face profiles are same to same. Also, with my daredevil rescue operations in Uttarakhand, I have just drawn first blood. The film was a big box office hit. Now I need to make a sequel, which will certainly establish my star appeal.”

Illustration/ Amit Bandre