So, dear reader, I have become a lyricist. No, not in the same zone as Gulzar, Dylan and Mika Singh.

I'm a ghost lyricist for some leading personalities, matlab they are big big people, but writing isn't their strong suit. I mean everyone's a poet these days and everyone's writing books, right? But these are people who'd like to express their deepest emotion in verse — call it prose, slam poetry, stream of consciousness iambic pentameter...