Shri EEEALOFI is a newly appointed state official. Crisp white cotton designer kurta, a waistcoat straight from the Lakme Fashion Week and perfectly dyed hair.

“You see I am a socialist socialite,” he boasts.“You have no name, only initials. Why is that?” “Oh, each alphabet stands for a particular portfolio that I have held over the years. I have used them as initials, much like serial killers tattoo their victim’s names on their arms.