Sir, I’ve sent you a telegram. As you head to Kashmir, en route to Korea. We haven’t seen you much in India lately. In fact, I get the feeling that you’ve taken on the mantle of External Affairs Minister. Well, it’s largely because everytime we see you, you’re either bonding with the head of some South-east Asian country or jawans in Srinagar, or Putin in South Extension I follow you on Twitter, and today your big message is that we should all practise Yoga. So here’s why this communication’s urgent how about stopping some of the conversions about to take place in India?

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