Yesterday, this paper ran an extensive front page report called ‘Dummies Guide to Paying Bribe to Cops. It said that if one’s bribing lexicon was limited to ‘chai paani’ and ‘baksheesh’ the Anti-Corruption Bureau (ACB) was there to provide one with a crash course on bribing.

After snaring 181 cops in the act of accepting bribes, the ACB has prepared a list of phrases that were commonly used to demand money. These phrases ranged from ‘Chaha Panyacha Bagha’ to ‘Vajan Thevaila Lagel’.