Have you seen the new superhit lockdown college movie? The Incorrigibles, featuring the dhamakedar item number, Chanta Laga?

The movie begins with two young men, Mohammed and Asif, sauntering down a Dongri street, engaged in the essential service of making TikTok videos. Playing with their TikTok boy hair, yaniki the onion domes of Moscow, yaniki khopdi codpiece hairstyle they say, "My friend told me don't go, there's a cop ahead and I was like, haah, police don't stop us, because we're celebrities boss, got it?"