What a fortnight it has been. I’ve been interviewing many a celebrity with my tough-talking microphone, a la Barkha Dutt. So, first up was Aamir Khan.

“Aamirji... I’d like to ask you once again, what did you think of the AIB Roast? Why did of you, of all people, ‘judge’ those four boys, calling their YouTube video violent and vulgar? The extremists I understand. I expect no better of them.