I like Facebook as much as the next guy. Oh come on, Mark Zuckerberg’s invention rocks — it’s the social networking phenomenon that everyone loves to hate, but secretly loves. Okay cool, I accept that when faced with friendship requests from strangers coming at you like Genghis Khan’s marauders, that things can get pretty hairy. To accept or not accept, that is the virtual question.

Annoying Facebookers are divided into several categories. Here are a few, in my experience, that can drive a Zen Buddhist to serious annoyance.