An object of passion

Yuri Tolochko who is known for marrying his specially designed sex doll in November has found a new love matchmdasha giant ashtray he wants to adorn with an artificial vagina He claimed it was only when he arranged a photoshoot with the butt receptacle that he discovered he had feelings for itldquoI liked itmdashthe smell of it the touch of metal on my skin Itrsquos fantasticrdquo he proudly declared ldquoI like the touch of sharp metal on my skin it excites me so I think you can understand what attracts me to this ashtrayrdquoTolochko met his new love while estranged from his wife a sex doll he has named Margo He claims that hersquos been dating his ashtray for a couple of months now and while his new love is older he is of the ldquoage ainrsquot nuthinrsquo but a numberrdquo mindset ldquoI generally like things with historyrdquo Tolochko said ldquoI love that this is not a new ashtraymdashit has had contact with a really large number of peoplerdquoTolochko who hypes himself as an opera director acting teacher public speaker and performer now aims to enter the streaming porn industry to better entertain his 108000 Instagram followersThe man who has turned a million stomachs with his globally viral shenanigans stressed that he does engage in sexual intercourse with humans sometimes but prefers engaging with ldquoobjectsrdquo much more frequentlyTolochko has agalmatophiliaTolochkorsquos farfetched fetish could actually be a real paraphilia which is commonly defined as ldquoa condition characterised by abnormal sexual desires typically involving extreme or dangerous activitiesrdquo in the Oxford Dictionary Sometimes referred to as ldquoagalmatophiliardquo itrsquos a kink in which individuals ldquoderive sexual arousal from an attraction to usually nude statues dolls mannequins andor other similar body shaped objectsrdquo according to Dr Mark Griffiths a psychologistBreak ke baadFastestaccelerating roller coaster has shut down because riders keep breaking their bonesDoDodonpa the worldrsquos fastestaccelerating roller coaster has been temporarily closed after a number of people broke their backs or necks after riding it in the last nine months Located in the FujiQ Highland Park in Fujiyoshida Japan the DoDodonpa roller coaster has been operating since 2001 offering riders an adrenalinefueled experience It is famous for being able to accelerate from 0 to 180 km 112 miles per hour in just 156 seconds which makes it the worldrsquos fastestaccelerating roller coaster Despite its ldquosuper deathrdquo speed DoDodonpa had never been associated with rider injuries until December of last year when people started suffering bone injuries after going on the rollercoaster which makes the string of injures stranger Six cases have been reported since four of which involved broken back or necksThis bear loves to stealA Connecticut woman who had a package stolen from her front step discovered the culprit was a black bear Kristin Levine of Bristol posted home surveillance video on Facebook on Monday showing the bear sauntering across her driveway with the Amazon package in its mouth The bear ended up dropping off the parcel in a neighbourrsquos yardCouplersquos crazy combo collapseOne idiotic couple decided to combine the highly dangerous milk crate TikTok challenge for their gender reveal party which had disastrous results In the video the man is seen scaling the milk crate Kilimanjaro while holding a parcel containing either blue or pink powder During the unceremonious fall the blue powder gets released into the air signifying that the baby is a boy19 tarantuals 1 python left behind by tenantA Maine landlord arranged for the rescue of 15 tarantulas and one python that had been left behind by a tenant Animal rescuer Drew Desjardins was called to the apartment in Auburn He found that four of the 19 tarantulas had died and that the ball python did not have water Desjardins said that he took the surviving animals back to his home and that they were doing fineWoman eats worldrsquos saddest bacon sandwichA woman was served what was dubbed the ldquoworldrsquos saddest bacon sandwichrdquo on Ryanair flight for pound470 It consisted of two disproportionately small and sad rashers resting on what appears to be dry bread There was no tomato ketchup to be seen and certainly no lettuce leaves to give some texture to the mouthfulThis story has been sourced from a third party syndicated feed agencies Midday accepts no responsibility or liability for its dependability trustworthiness reliability and data of the text Midday managementmiddaycom reserves the sole right to alter delete or remove without notice the content in its absolute discretion for any reason whatsoever