Hair is everything. We wish it wasn’t, so we could actually think about something else occasionally, but it is. It’s the difference between a good day and a bad day. We’re meant to think that it’s a symbol of power. That it’s a symbol of fertility. Some people are exploited for it and it pays your f**king bills! Hair is everything!” yelled Fleabag in the second season of the eponymous show Fleabag (2016–2019).