Our partner seems to believe we pretend to know more about food than we actually do. At the risk of sounding racist, he often remarks, "All you've ever eaten is kebabs." Dinner table banter has the tendency to take its own course and as we all know, some courses run down south. But on the night that we head out to visit Green Village Cafe, Oshiwara's new healthy bistro, we are both in a pleasant mood.