If cooking is an art, Moonshine – Cafe & Bar needs to start right from pattern handwriting. Our hopes of a quiet fine-dining experience are slashed as soon as we enter the dark, almost melancholically-lit room with wedding sangeet music blasting. In the rooftop too, T-Pain is rapping away - a perfect antidote to the romantic setting. The menu comes after waiting for a good 15 minutes. The detailed drinks menu helps lift our mood but most of what we ask for is unavailable. We settle for two gin-based cocktails - keep talking (Rs 425), a Pink Floyd-inspired drink and whole lotta love (Rs 425), named after the famous Led Zeppelin song. These were good, and the lone fond memory from the night.