Now, that the rains have come down in earnest and lake levels are up and the BMC seems to be rolling back those ominous water cuts, one can only say revel in the rain...
Now, that the rains have come down in earnest and lake levels are up and the BMC seems to be rolling back those ominous water cuts, one can only say revel in the rain and shake that jelly (Delhi) belly with laughter, even as you, along with this columnist think profound thoughts like...
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Whether Mumbai marathon participants will use the skywalk to train for the Mumbai marathon?
Why our athletes have not heard of Marion Jones who was jailed for taking dope and Flo Jo, the psychedelic sprinter who actually died suddenly?
Whether with the doping scandal our Commonwealth Games medals will be taken away?
Whether Saudi Arabian women are going to finally break the world's most regressive diktatu00a0-- a ban on driving and zoom straight off the and on to Formula 1 race track one of these days, shouting, baby you can drive my car, yes, I wanna be a star and sheikh up the world?u00a0u00a0u00a0u00a0u00a0
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Whether a couple of eggs will say they need to weed out corruption Anna Hazare style and opt for the yolkpal bill
Whether one Gluco biscuit packet tells the other Delhi Belly style, shake that biscuit baby
Talking about biscuits, whether a biscuit with a high IQ is known as Smart Cookie
Why are we not being able to watch the Women's Football World Cup on in Germany live on our television channels and how many people even know that a football World Cup in on?
Will Mumbai's beggars carry credit card machines one of these days and tell people that they should swipe their cards?
Whether a dentist can operate on a Bluetooth?
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Whether we will pay Rs 1,000 a litre for petrol and Rs 1,000 a litre for milk very soon
Whether the new holiday destination to boast about would be not Monte Carlo but the moon
Would Gujaratis take theplas to the moon while on holiday and would they start flying about in space because of gravity and whether the NASA would mistake them for Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs)
Why can't French president Nicolas Sarkozy's wife, Carla Bruni learn some dance steps from Malaika Arora and sing: Bruni badnaam hui darrrrling tere liye, mein Zandu balm hui tere liye to foster better Indo-French ties?
Why are you reading this tripe, anyway?
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