Humour: 10 reasons why Sachin's getting bowled
The master blaster’s frustrated that Prime Minister Manmohan Singh is making more headlines than him, and that too for doing nothing.
Sachin’s kids forced him to watch ‘Joker’, and he’s still reeling under the aftereffects.
He wants to continue holding the record of getting dismissed bowled most times. A record is a record after all.
Sachin’s bored of scoring runs, and now wants to experience how great bowlers like Glenn McGrath and Courtney Walsh felt getting out bowled comprehensively time and again.
Vinod Kambli has been pestering Sachin to get him a contract with Mumbai Indians, the IPL franchise that Sachin plays for.
He’s resigned to the fact that his ultimate dream of playing for India alongside his son Arjun will never materialise.
Sachin’s been just too busy practising the lines for his next commercial, worried that better ‘actors’ like Virat Kohli would take away his future endorsements. Aila!
Getting bowled is the little master’s way of paying tribute to Rahul Dravid, who got out the same way time and again during his last series in Australia.
He’s providing valuable footage for a new show, which will be titled ‘The Bowled and the Beautiful’.
This is his way of telling the selectors: You didn’t rest me against New Zealand, so I figured this way ‘out’.