8 best one-liners on Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor from AIB Knockout

30 January,2015 02:50 PM IST |   |  The Hitlist Team

Here's eight of the wittiest jokes on Ranveer Singh, Arjun Kapoor and Karan Johar featured in a roast video 'AIB Knockout' by All India Bakchod that has gone viral

Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh


Hosted by Karan Johar, Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor featured in a recent roast video by All India Bakchod that has gone viral. As is the format of the insult comedy show, all three were the butt of several jokes.

Also read: When Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh got royally 'roasted'


Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh

Here's some of the wittiest one-liners on each of them.

On Ranveer:
>> How does it feel to be the only guy in India who is sad every time Virat Kohli scores a century?
>> Ranveer has completed four years in the industry - one year of acting and three years on getting over Anushka.

On Arjun:
>> You lost those kilos faster than Deepika (Padukone) dropped her dating standards.
>> He failed 12th standard and after that, he lost a lot of weight. He is Smriti Irani in reverse.
>> It takes a special person to be the least talented in a family that has Sonam and Sanjay Kapoor.

On Karan:
>> You used to hate Anurag Kashyap and now you love him. You are the opposite of Kalki (Koechlin).
>> You joked about how you pay me for reviews. You wouldn't have to pay me if you paid the f'''''g scriptwriter.
>> The only reason you would come out of the closet is if you heard Jaya Bachchan was waiting outside with a thaali.

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