Over the last two weeks, weu2019ve been afflicted by a phenomenon called the BoloNahinVirus shortened to BoloNaVirus ( BoNaV). The BoNaV are a large family of viruses whose u2018 victimsu2019 spread symptoms ranging from minor irritation to widespread hate. The patients of BoloNaVirus are not ever bedridden or hospitalisedu2014 but show a particular proclivity to ascending a stage and giving a speech or a soundbyte or a sermon. BoloNaViruses are not u2018 zoonoticu2019, meaning they are not transmitted between animals and people. But, instead, are contagious or u2018 foolnoticu2019 in that they are transferred only among those particular people afflicted with BoloNaVirus.
The aim of the Bolo- NahinViruses is to infect as many people as possible. You can identify people with such viruses when the u2018 patientsu2019 utter inanities, senseless comments, historical irregularities or under- the belt insults. When taken to task, they claim misquotation or political conspiracies.
The BoNaV virus has three basic types.
The simplest form is the SochaNahinVirus ( SoNaV). This virus is the weakest in strength. It is incurable, but still the weakest.
The virus seeks attention, its five minutes of fame. No thought goes into how it manifests itself, it just mindlessly speaks. A person afflicted with the SoNaV may make comments like, u201c Tigers must be punished for eating cows.u201d The second type of BoNaV is the Daronavirus or DaroNaVirus ( DaNaV). This is a particularly insidious strain, but it is two sided. When it initially manifests itself, it is ultra aggressive, alpha male- like. It seeks to cause extreme fear, but when opposed, stood up to or counter- attacked, it hastily retreats back into itself with total panic.
In short, it is a virus that is not used to being talked back to. A bully virus, so to speak.
Finally, thereu2019s the mother of all strains, perhaps the most extremely violent kind of BoNaVu2014 Maaronavirus or MaaroNaVirus ( MaNaV). In this breed of virus, the bacteria has been inside the personu2019s system for a long time, undetected. It has been growing and festering, like in the inside of a volcano. It hasnu2019t had a chance to be emitted, because the environment has not been conducive, but when the MaaroNaVirus fully forms, it is truly venomous. It realises that many of its brethren have formed simultaneously, and so when the time is right to u2018 explodeu2019, it emits itself in a truly inflammatory manner.
People suffering from the MaaroNaVirus use words like u2018 Goliu2019, u2018 Gadaaronu2019 and Mughal Rule in 2020. ( This virus contaminates the air for fiveyear periods).
In the various BoNaVs, common signs of infection usually include vocal symptoms like snide comments, and sloganeering.
In more severe cases, infection can cause a permanent scowl and loud shouting.
Standard recommendations to prevent the intake of the infection spread include covering mouth and nose. Avoid close contact with anyone showing symptoms of BoNaV such as shouting, sneering, even hand gestures and finger pointing.
Reports have come in, a new virus has been discovered that doctors feel may eradicate the BoNaV. Itu2019s called CAA. zara hatke Rahul daCunha Rahul daCunha is an adman, theatre director/ playwright, photographer and traveller.
Reach him at rahul. dacunha @ mid- day. com In the various BoNaVs, common signs of infection usually include vocal symptoms like snide comments
