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21 January,2009 07:33 AM IST |   |  The Mid Day team

Musical tools can prove instrumental in turning up the heat. We help you strike the right note


Musical tools can prove instrumental in turning up the heat. We help you strike the right note

>> Bang on target


There's something about the piano that makes it an all time favourite at love games, whether in a subtle session in The Notebook or Bollywood-style emoting in yesteryear hit Patthar Ke Sanam. Rent a romantic grand piano since it isn't a recession-friendly buy, slit that sexy scarlet gown up to the thighs and you're all set for seduction. Dim the lights, lay out the table and coax him into an amateur duet at the ivories. Stir the symphony ala Mozartu00a0boring old blues can often turn things red hot between the two of you. Guys, here's your chance to get laid and press the right keys.
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>> Voila violin
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Think Katrina Kaif in Yuvvraju00a0need we guide you more? Girls, do it with grace, glamour and glory, and we bet your guy won't be able to hold his horses for long. Just make sure you're wearing as less as possible, and parting the legs as much as you canu00a0'making music', after all, is one of our most basic instincts ;) PS: Guys, this one ain't for you.

>> Blow thy trumpet

It's time to jazz up the action, quite literally. Settle for a sexy saxophone from one of the finer shops around town, doubling it as a gift for your loved one. Only, this time, wrap it with something more specialu00a0you. Unfurl the surprise by curling yourself around the instrument in a dark room, and ask him to feel and guess what it is. Meanwhile, press a few buttons (yeah, you know where) to get him tuned into your frequency.

>> Flutes of fantasy

The flirtatious lord of the Brindavan charmed his gopies with a good old bansuri. You, too, can use the windy wonder to your benefit by learning a melody or two and playing some short ragas. Follow it up with soft stroking, and you wouldn't have to work any harder on the foreplay.u00a0u00a0

>> Rock hard

Don't worry if a guitar's the only plaything you can think of, thanks to neighbourhood lessons or your now split college band. Nothing matches a guitar in its power, thanks to its widespread popularity and instant ability to charm women. Start with a few husky Bryan Adams mushies to set the mood, soften her with some more Elton John ones, and finally, sweep her off with a high voltage Metallica performance. We guarantee you'd have pulled the right stringsu00a0what follows will be a breeze.


Which instrument turns you on?
Find out by taking the Sex and Musical Instruments quiz on Quizfarm.com.
Created by Holokist, 40 questions help you discover what complements your sexual preferences the most.
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And the click-trick is interesting. There's a scale of five on which you can rate yourself in forbidden details like 'you're the most primitive in bed', 'you don't always match the situation, but it's funny to watch', or 'you don't like the hard parts of sex'.


How about Moaning Lisa?
Once you're at it, nothing sounds sweeter than the music of moaning. Wish you could hear it any time you wanted? Enter the Moaning Lisa, a busty mannequin that stands in your service. Once you are in front of her, Lisa will detect your presence using ultrasonic sensors located within her eyes. Immediately, she will begin to moan softly, enticing you to increase the level of interaction. This occurs by using any one or a combination of her six sensors located strategicallyu00a0two on the posterior for grabbing, one on the back of her neck, one on each nipple and one ribbon controller located down there at the hotspot, with a friction-metre that syncs the moaning. Want to grab her? Log on to Kink.com.

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