mid-day Opinion: Can you play better than Donald?

Anonymous activist group “The Secret Handshake” designed these arcade games that cropped up overnight at the war memorial in Washington DC this week, and you can play it too. PIC /INSTAGRAM@dccitygirl

Imagine war memorials with arcade-type games, the Americans have somehow done it again. This one is called "Epic Furious: Strait to Hell", a game that suddenly appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC, this week. Created by an anonymous activist art collective named ‘Secret Handshake', the installation features three working arcade cabinets that users can play on in real time.

The game lets you do things like burn the Epstein files, order unlimited Diet Coke cans, and fight bad guys like low-flow shower heads, all this while pretending you are President Trump. PIC/INSTAGRAM@zaackunt

Taking shots at US President Donald Trump's handling of the Iran conflict, anyone can play this game physically, or even online. The game lets you do things like burn the Epstein files, order unlimited Diet Coke cans, and fight bad guys like low-flow shower heads, all this while pretending you are Trump. If you prove your allegiance, you could even win "Truth Social Posts" that you can later flush down a golden toilet.

The game only ends when you have an interesting conversation with Melania Trump, You could either shake her hand or tell her you're destroying the Epstein files.

Sky scrapper skulls

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Too bad if you have a skull that's too small to handle, because people are now injecting large quantities of hyaluronic acid under their scalp to change the shape of their heads. If the distance between your hairline and the top of your skull is shorter than the distance between your eyebrows and your hairline, we wish you luck.

Paisa before paella

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Sushi Toro, a restaurant in Gelves, Spain has recently started charging people extra for overeating. That is insane, because isn't that the whole point of an "All you can" restaurant? It's unclear how much greedy patrons have to pay of they end up throwing up at Sushi Toro, but its buffet costs between €16.90 (Rs 1,895) and €23.90 (Rs 2,679).