19 October,2015 08:50 AM IST | | A Correspondent
Former Indian cricketer Navjot Singh Sidhu celebrates his birthday today. 'Sherry Paaji' as he is fondly called, is famous for his distinctive one-liners and quotes or as they are termed 'Sidhuisms'. Today, we give you the ten funniest quotes by Sidhu
Former Indian cricketer Navjot Singh Sidhu celebrates his birthday today. 'Sherry Paaji' as he is fondly called, is famous for his distinctive one-liners and quotes or as they are termed 'Sidhuisms'. Today, we give you the ten funniest quotes by Sidhu.
Navjot Singh Sidhu. Pic/ Sameer Markande
On cricket stats -
"Statistics are like mini skirts, they reveal more than what they hide."
On Inzamam ul Haq -
"He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run."
On Romesh Kaluwitharna -
"He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!"
To Martin Crowe -
"Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn."
On Virender Sehwag -
"Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag."
On Deep Dasgupta -
"He is as confused as a child in a topless bar!"
On Ganguly running out Dravid -
"Ganguly has thrown a drowing man both ends of the rope."
On a dropped catch -
"The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha."
On Laxmipathy Balaji's brilliant bowling -
"He swung the ball like a banana."
On Ashish Nehra facing pace -
"His legs are like an octupus jumping from a tree."
On a batsman hitting a huge six -
"That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !"
