Techup your fantasy

X-ray glasses
We don't mind if 007 is a character born out of Ian Fleming's active imagination, but how we wish Q and his laboratory was for real! Mr Q's blue X-ray glasses that Bond wore in The World is Not Enough, checking for concealed weapons and inspecting lingerie that women wore, is one device we would give an arm for. Imagine walking into a nightclub on a ladies night wearing those spectacles. How illegal, how dirrrty (sic) ufffd We love it!

Mr India ki Ghadi
Shekhar Kapoor named Anil Kapoor's character in the 1987 Bollywood sci-fi Arun Verma. And saddled with such a sharif name, Kapoor had no choice but to live up to the name and could only use his superpower watch to save the orphan kids and Sridevi. Had Shekhar given it to Mogambo or his henchmen Teja or Daaga, they would have put it to good use visiting harems and cabaret bars. If we could lay our hands on the watch, we have a long list of filmstars who we would love to pay a visit.

Orgasm-o-meter
She can wear it around her neck, on her wrist or just about anywhere she desires, but we want it to beep out loud every time she gets an earth-shattering orgasm. Chauvinistic as it might sound, it would boost our ego if the machine could rate each climax on a scale of 10. Another feature to be addedu00a0-- a male voice that howls 'liar' every time she fakes it. Give us this machine and we will stop asking the 'did you' and 'how was it' questions forever.

Post-sex robo
He should look like us. Once we are done with the act, he should take over so that we can slip away to enjoy our post-coital smoke or beer. He should be able to cuddle up, hold hands and stare deep into her eyes. He should be equipped to produce flo ers or discuss lipgloss shades and be able to
tactfully answer questions like: "Do you think I have gained weight?"

Hypnotism-inducing device
Either the CIA can invent this or our government can kidnap a bunch of scientists or illusionists and order them to make a device that induces hypnotism the moment you switch it on. So during our next tryst with Miss Hour Glass Figure, all we have to do is switch it on and before you know, she will think it's Brad Pitt instead of Mr Beer Belly leading her to the bedroom. And if the government wants a loan from the World Bank to fund the research, we would be more than happy to start a support campaign on social networking websites.

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