10acious City

Comedian Sorabh Pant looks at 10 reasons why you should be in the Bigg Boss House

1. Your response to someone asking you to get a glass of water, is to weep about how your mother never bought you a balloon in the eighth standard.

2. Your TV career is on the precipice of finishing.u00a0



3. You want to graduate from acting in C-grade films to in C-grade regional films.

4. You think Vindoo is cooler than his dad.

5. To improve your friends' wardrobes, you gifted them all patented, skin-tight KRK pants, with glittering back-pocket.

6. The cost of your self-respect is a couple of lakhs per week.

7. You're married. And, the no-entertainment-no-good-food-no-sex rule would be an improvement.

8. If you're in the House, that's a three-month period of not having to watch Bigg Boss on TV.u00a0

9. You want to hike your ribbon-cutting rate from 25,000 to 30,000.

10. It's not like you can rely on your talent to get another chance to work alongside Big B.