Shirish Kunder's wittiest quotes that prove he is a bundle of humour without being mean

Updated: May 24, 2020, 07:40 | Nikita Wagh
  • When people who thrive on confusion feel threatened by your clarity of thought, they label you as "arrogant".

  • Lowering your standards won't make your battles easier. You will only be fighting with dirtier people.

  • Idiots are always enthusiastic about everything because no matter what life experiences they've gone through, they've learnt nothing, and can still foresee nothing.

  • Forgive people. Or just move on to other people. There are enough people in this world.

  • Isn't it logical that those who believe only in certain religions and castes should focus on running closed groups instead of an entire nation that will have people from all religions and castes?

  • With age, either you grow and mature, or you become senile. Keeping an open mind, listening more than you talk, and constant learning is one way to make sure you go in the right direction.

  • When idiots ask you for advice, the best advice you can give them is to go ahead and do what they've already decided.

  • Idiots are eco-friendly and low-maintenance. They are self-destructive, and they automatically move away from you as soon as they don't find anything more to feed off of you.

  • Nothing more frustrating than being able to see through an evil person, while everyone else is blind to it.

  • People may never have the time to help you do something, but they'll always make the time to tell you that you cannot do it.

  • If all goes as planned, students will no longer have to study different subjects like history, science etc. Everything will be covered under one subject: mythology.

  • Work for one company long enough, and your company name replaces your surname in everyone's contacts.

  • The one thing I admire the most about frauds is that they do not discriminate between the rich and the poor. They steal poor people's money from the banks and sell fake diamonds to the rich.

  • When we look back at life, the moments we cherish the most are that of struggle, not happiness. That's what makes us most proud.

  • Have few friends, and you will have fewer enemies. It's often your best friends that turn out to be your worst enemies.

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About The Gallery

It's filmmaker Shirish Kunder's birthday on May 24. Kunder, who is known for his tongue-in-cheek tweets, is a Twitter talent and has around 1.4 million followers, who follow his musings in 280 characters religiously. We take a look at Shirish Kunder's 15 best quotes on the social networking site