Cristiano Ronaldo is terribly cursed, says witch doctor

According to British tabloid, The Sun, CR7 skipped the funeral to play football instead. "Ronaldo missed the funeral of his father to play the same evening, and that unleashed a lot of energies. He did not say goodbye to his father when he was alive, and had not talked to him in a long time. As bad as a father can be, missing his funeral unleashed very powerful negative energies," Fafe said.