Funny alternative punishments for Qasab

Aug 30, 2012, 13:14 IST | Avinash Iyer

Make his biryani very spicy and make him travel by a Virar local during peak hours - these are just two of the many punishments that tweeters have suggested for Qasab.

The Supreme Court Wednesday upheld the death sentence of the lone surviving terrorist in the 26/11 Mumbai carnage, Ajmal Qasab, saying that his foremost offence was waging war against a country.

While it remains to be seen as to when Qasab will be taken to the gallows, Twitterati were suggesting innovative ways of punishing the convicted terrorist.

Ajmal Qasab
Ajmal Qasab (Illustrations - Satish Acharya)

Here are some of the funny ones:

@UdaasPriest
#AlternatePunishmentsForKasab Tie him to a pillar at Dadar station and tell all paan spitting people to spit only on his face.

@funjabi_gabru
#AlternatePunishmentsForKasab Make him sit alone in a room and hear all of Himesh Songs with Anu Malik Shayri non-stop. On repeat.

@Stupidosaur
#AlternatePunishmentsForKasab Loads of hottest chilly in his biryani. No water :P

@MantalSenorita
#AlternatePunishmentsForKasab : Lock him up in the Bigg Boss house with Dolly Bindra , Veena Malik and Ashmit Patel.

@JinnyBoi
#AlternatePunishmentsForKasab make him travel in Virar local daily during peak hours.

@gayatrisankar
#AlternatePunishmentsForKasab a date with Dolly Bindra

@pratyushtweets
#AlternatePunishmentsForKasab get him married to Rakhi Sawant.
 

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