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I swear

Updated on: 13 July,2011 09:28 AM IST  | 
Rocky Thongam |

I swear there is nothing abnormal about swearing. Animal lovers for years have been hounding yesteryear He-man of Bollywood and calling him a #$$%#$, thanks to his soft spot for canines

I swear


I swear there is nothing abnormal about swearing. Animal lovers for years have been hounding yesteryear He-man of Bollywood and calling him a #$$%#$, thanks to his soft spot for canines. The man is only guilty of relieving his stress and anxiety in a medium acceptable from a grown full blooded protagonist who can't be caught crying or sobbing on screen.

The latest to join the bandwagon, of course is Mr Perfectionist and his little nephew. Some DK Boses have reconciled with the duo keeping in mind the new perspective the song from the film has given to their name. Many of them, who love to hear their partners talk dirty in bed, have been spotted ufffd satiated, grinning like Cheshire cats.

So, its perfectly normal. We all do it once in a while in public or private. Some *##$# of @#$%@#$% us @#$%# more often @##$%*than @#$%# others. We do it to establish group identity, express trust, shock, add humour, to shield our insecurities or just out of habit. But some get more attention then others. Like ifu00a0 you drop the f- bomb when your name is Joe Biden and you accidentally happen to be the Vice President of a country called the United States of America it is indeed a 'big f***** deal'.

Talking of swearing and politicians, a lot of ministers were caught swearing yesterday. Nope, I am not talking about this insecurity or anxiety related activity we have been discussing. Or are we?

Anyway, what I meant was the oath of office administered to the new cabinet ministers yesterday.u00a0 In an endevour to remove the blemishes from the face of the government the doctor commenced a tried and tested operation called re-shuffling. It promises to empower the common man to use the word Indian Railways yet again instead of West Bengal Railways.

u00a0A certain minister who wanted to save the earth but kept locking horns with now will ensure that rural India shines, a crucial move keeping in mind the work out called ufffd elections. Sonny boy has succeeded daddy and a cricket big shot has made his debut.

However, it seems those who have missed the bus or dropped off from the wagon are yet to give an official 'comment' on it. At least, not before the fate of their loved ones the behind bars is decided. Until then, guess they can only @#*%**%#@***@@ to let the steam off.u00a0
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