So this week, I wagered all my Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 notes on a Donald Trump triumph
So, MY mobile rang. The caller ID read ‘Unknown’. My heart skipped a beat
So I've made a film called 'Lagaan 2'. The story is this — some boys are playing a tennis ball cricket match on the Indian side of the Line of Control
So, apparently, Pierce Brosnan wants to slit his wrists. This is the second Bond in the last year who wants to engage in this heinously messy suicide
Come senators, congressmen
See I’m very clear...there’s going to be no end, no resolution to our battle with our annoying neighbours
So, I missed the first US presidential debate on TV. Why? See, I'm a patriot ok. I stationed myself at the Wagah Border to confirm that Fawad Khan had indeed gone home. (There were strong rumours that he'd stayed back to attend the Ae Dil Hai Mushkil premiere.)
So, some part of this piece is going to be about Pink. It’s by far the most definitive Bollywood flick I have seen in a while
Accha, don’t try and correct my Hindi! Samjhe, this is Mumbai! ‘Tu kya karega’ is correct Bambaiya
So, what do Indian men in large clusters talk about? It’s usually about the stock market. Cricket is a big one
Once upon a time, in a land far away there lived a monk. This monk was greatly revered in this land
Right, so, the respective Chief Ministers of Andhra Pradesh and Telangana are fighting over PV Sindhu's roots, each claiming ownership, that she hails from their state. Sakshi Malik has been appointed Brand Ambassador for the 'Beti Bachao' campaign. (I'm recommending that she become spokesperson of the 'Beti bachao politician se' campaign)
So it’s been a Parsi festival dominated week — Pateti on Tuesday, Navroze on Wednesday and Kodad Saal tomorrow. The announcement last month that the Zarathustrian population had reduced alarmingly to 44,000, caused much consternation.
So, our Rio sojourn hasn't begun well. Shri Phelps has won more individual medals than India's collective tally at the last 10 Olympic, Commonwealth and Asian Games. I wish the Games had cricket, chess, kabaddi and kho kho. At least in cricket Virat could have led us to, kam se kam, a bronze
So, lawyers graduate from legal institutions and doctors from medical colleges. But politicians are a bit like guys who do Arts in college — complete ‘lukhas’. “So, chal politics karega”. No training, no technical expertise.
A fool cannot be an actor, though an actor may act a fool’s part - Sophocles
So by now everyone’s heard of Pokemon Go! Right?
Okay, dear Mumbaikars/Bombayites. So, it’s all over the news, that we have been scammed of Rs 11,000 crore — our roads have been destroyed by greedy contractors and ‘gullible’ corporations
See, it’s not like my dad started Lashkar-e-Taiba or anything. In fact, he was not in this terrorist line only
So, dear reader, I need to update you on a few things