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  • I am Charlie,  I'm a cartoon

    I am Charlie, I'm a cartoon

    I am Calvin & Hobbs. I am Charlie Brown. But I take it a step further. I am Charlie Hebdo. I am Charlie. Je
    suis Charlie

  • Do you have the iPhone 15?

    Do you have the iPhone 15?

    Apple CEO Tim Cook called me last evening

  • Santa's India visit

    Santa's India visit

    Santa Claus looked at himself in the mirror. What he saw was a horizontally- challenged man in a red night suit. Enough is enough, he swore, his new year resolution, no more carbs at night

  • As we steadily go mad

    As we steadily go mad

    My mind is in a whirl as we, in the sub-continent, head steadily towards mass insanity. At a micro level, the BMC has chosen to dig up 350 arterial roads simultaneously in our city.

  • Sir, come back. Country serious

    Sir, come back. Country serious

    Sir, I’ve sent you a telegram. As you head to Kashmir, en route to Korea. We haven’t seen you much in India lately

  • What's Sanskrit for 'awesome'?

    What's Sanskrit for 'awesome'?

    Priya Kumari Smriti Irani. Namaskaraam, namo namah. Put simply, how are you, madam?

  • Of extraneous noise and double standards

    Of extraneous noise and double standards

    Here’s the sequence of events — for the uninformed, Tarun Tejpal’s out on bail.

  • Nat Geo Parsi

    Nat Geo Parsi

    And so I’m sitting in Albless Baug at a Navjote — (for the unintiated, that’s the Parsi thread ceremony to initiate little Perizaads and Khushrus into Zoroastrianism)

  • A craze for Angrez?

    A craze for Angrez?

    I’ve danced around the idea of making a movie for much of my adult life. Many impediments have held me back

  • Saare jahan se not so achcha

    Saare jahan se not so achcha

    What is it about us Indians ? You can hear us from a mile away. We’re untidy, we’re unruly, we’re unmindful of anyone else in public spaces, we’re uproariously loud, we are unashamedly uncivic-minded

  • Will you vote for my GG Party?

    Will you vote for my GG Party?

    I have strong political leanings. For one year I was on the committee of my building co-operative society

  • 'Timepass' in the toilet

    'Timepass' in the toilet

    My favourite place in a multiplex theatre is the men’s toilet. No no, it’s not what you think

  • I Am Incredible India

    I Am Incredible India

    I am Hampi. I am Hardiwar. I am Hastinapur. I am Hawa Mahal. I am the Harmandir Sahib. I am the Sanchi Stupas, I am the Sun Temple of Konarak

  • Make in USA

    Make in USA

    So PM Modiji is back from a triumphant US trip to visit Jayalalithaa in jail and start the ‘Swachh Bharat’ campaign with Sachin

  • Finding Deepika and other fun stories

    Finding Deepika and other fun stories

    It's been an action-packed fortnight. The Incheon games are underway, and luncheons at the White House are being prepared, even though Modiji is fasting

  • Hello, is that Mr daChuna speaking?

    Hello, is that Mr daChuna speaking?

    How rude was this Rahul guy? How was he to know that this particular phone call to him had been the last in the line of many?

  • My name is Raahul

    My name is Raahul

    So with the stock market hitting new highs under Modiji and Jaitley saab, I decided to meet my investment manager

  • Aata majhi satakli

    Aata majhi satakli

    You're going mad now. I can feel it. Singham Returns. And so does our beloved Lord Ganeshji.

  • Change.org to Change.arrgh!

    Change.org to Change.arrgh!

    It all started quite seriously. Nirbhaya was followed by the Shakti Mills incident. Crime and rape were on the rise

  • Have we lost our sense of humour?

    Have we lost our sense of humour?

    It’s the ultimate irony. As our country gets more laughable, we’re completely losing our sense of humour. Not a day passes when people in power — politics, religion, sport, you name it — unerringly seem to make an absolute fool of themselves