RAHUL DA CUNHA NEWS

  • Finding Deepika and other fun stories

    Finding Deepika and other fun stories

    It's been an action-packed fortnight. The Incheon games are underway, and luncheons at the White House are being prepared, even though Modiji is fasting

  • Hello, is that Mr daChuna speaking?

    Hello, is that Mr daChuna speaking?

    How rude was this Rahul guy? How was he to know that this particular phone call to him had been the last in the line of many?

  • My name is Raahul

    My name is Raahul

    So with the stock market hitting new highs under Modiji and Jaitley saab, I decided to meet my investment manager

  • Aata majhi satakli

    Aata majhi satakli

    You're going mad now. I can feel it. Singham Returns. And so does our beloved Lord Ganeshji.

  • Change.org to Change.arrgh!

    Change.org to Change.arrgh!

    It all started quite seriously. Nirbhaya was followed by the Shakti Mills incident. Crime and rape were on the rise

  • Have we lost our sense of humour?

    Have we lost our sense of humour?

    It’s the ultimate irony. As our country gets more laughable, we’re completely losing our sense of humour. Not a day passes when people in power — politics, religion, sport, you name it — unerringly seem to make an absolute fool of themselves

  • RIP, Roaring Comedian

    RIP, Roaring Comedian

    Robin Williams. Oh Mork from outer space. O Captain! My Captain! I’m so sorry about this. It was so unexpected, so
    utterly tragic

  • Child of war

    Child of war

    I am Gaza. I am Palestine. I am Beirut. I am Baghdad. I am Tripoli. I am Teheran. I am Tel Aviv. I am Damascus. I am damned. I am doomed

  • Mask and you shall receive

    Mask and you shall receive

    The other night Zorro, Phantom, the Lone Ranger and I went to PVR (Juhu) to watch Sallubhai's new blockbuster KICK

  • I, me, myselfie

    I, me, myselfie

    When was the first ever selfie taken? Selfologists reckon that the art of 'shooting oneself' has been practised ever since
    vanity existed

  • Statues are statutory!

    Statues are statutory!

    Enough is enough. I’m going to come right out and say it. I want a large prominent statue erected of myself, somewhere in South Mumbai

  • The stresses of the super-rich

    The stresses of the super-rich

    So another vital week is winding down. Sadly the World Cup is coming to an end

  • Live and let live (with prejudice)

    Live and let live (with prejudice)

    For years, I’ve written in restaurants. People-watching helps me build characters. Fragments of dialogue helps my prose. My usual hangouts are spaces I frequented as a teenager

  • I am 83, going on 84

    I am 83, going on 84

    It wasn't Alzheimers. It wasn't Parkinsons. It was nothing debilitating or death enhancing. No sign of cancer, no clot in the brain, his cardiovascular situation was healthy

  • Have we just lost it? (And other rhetorical questions)

    Have we just lost it? (And other rhetorical questions)

    What a week it’s been. Full of violence, ambition, politics, deceit, land grabbing

  • And they wait

    And they wait

    He comes from Virar. He comes from Vashi. He comes from the distant suburbs to South Mumbai in a train — crushed, cramped, creases being added to his already lined forehead

  • The city that never speaks

    The city that never speaks

    Five yellow-and-black cabs refuse to stop, almost running me over

  • Lights, camera, auction!

    Lights, camera, auction!

    So our new union government moves into office, ready to pull mother Bharat back from the precipice.

  • Dear NaBro

    Dear NaBro

    Dear NaBro, Kem cho, sahib? First of all, congrats. No one expected such a landslide victory. Bhajapmanship truly at its most dominant

  • So, what's the meaning of Muthalik?

    So, what's the meaning of Muthalik?

    And so our newspapers, air waves and social media are just full of election news, who’s won from which constituency, how will the entire plan pan out, a whole bunch of characters clamouring for a position or post in the recent landslide victory.