• Rahul da Cunha: Inclub Zindabad!

    Rahul da Cunha: Inclub Zindabad!

    So, in our political science class, we were taught about the various forms of government — oligarchies, kingdoms, republics and sultanates

  • Rahul da Cunha: Om Shanti Om

    Rahul da Cunha: Om Shanti Om

    So, Om Prakash Puri has left the building. He’s left his shadow in the abandoned Akashwani Theatre, ex-home of art house movies. He’s left us that pock-marked face, those laser piercing eyes and that subterranean voice

  • Rahul da Cunha: Making my New Year resolutions resolute

    Rahul da Cunha: Making my New Year resolutions resolute

    So, every December 31st, I make New Year promises to myself. And, every year, I've already broken them by January-end

  • Rahul da Cunha: Round up of 6102... Sorry, 2016

    Rahul da Cunha: Round up of 6102... Sorry, 2016

    What a fabulous year 2016 has been

  • Rahul Da Cunha: La La Lovely

    Rahul Da Cunha: La La Lovely

    So, this not a review of La La Land. (Well, certainly not a high funda critique of the movie). And yet, sometimes when a film talks directly to you… you gotta share the experience, right? I mean, just the opening sequence will blow you away, dear reader — a bumper-to-bumper traffic jam on a Los Angeles highway

  • Rahul Da Cunha: #YoYoungPerson

    Rahul Da Cunha: #YoYoungPerson

    Yo hey hello…young person/under-21-year-old/collegian/millennial…'Sup? Where you at? Haven't chatted in a while… I wanted to know how you dudes and dudettes were doing. Look, I'll be honest. My interest is a bit selfish. My antenna always goes up when a 'young issue' rears its head – like this nonsense of ripped jeans being banned in my alma mater

  • Rahul Da Cunha: Yeh Life Hai Awesome, Bro

    Rahul Da Cunha: Yeh Life Hai Awesome, Bro

    So I’m always a bit flummoxed with Hindi films that have English words in their title

  • Rahul da Cunha: How to exit a WhatsApp group

    Rahul da Cunha: How to exit a WhatsApp group

    So I’m faced with the biggest quandary of my adult life. I’m racked with potential guilt. I wish to exit my school WhatsApp group

  • Rahul da Cunha: The times they aren't a-changin'

    Rahul da Cunha: The times they aren't a-changin'

    So Coldplay came to town last week, yes? And our Prime Minister quoted extensively from Bob Dylan’s, The Times They Are A-Changing

  • Rahul da Cunha: Yeh queue ho raha hai?

    Rahul da Cunha: Yeh queue ho raha hai?

    So the Finance Minister called me

  • Rahul da Cunha: You want it darker

    Rahul da Cunha: You want it darker

    So this week, I wagered all my Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 notes on a Donald Trump triumph

  • Rahul da Cunha: Go Arnab, go go go!

    Rahul da Cunha: Go Arnab, go go go!

    So, MY mobile rang. The caller ID read ‘Unknown’. My heart skipped a beat

  • Rahul da Cunha: Lagaan 2

    Rahul da Cunha: Lagaan 2

    So I've made a film called 'Lagaan 2'. The story is this — some boys are playing a tennis ball cricket match on the Indian side of the Line of Control

  • Rahul da Cunha: The name's Bahar. Pan Bahar

    Rahul da Cunha: The name's Bahar. Pan Bahar

    So, apparently, Pierce Brosnan wants to slit his wrists. This is the second Bond in the last year who wants to engage in this heinously messy suicide

  • Rahul da Cunha: I hate Robert Allen Zimmerman

    Rahul da Cunha: I hate Robert Allen Zimmerman

    Come senators, congressmen

  • Rahul da Cunha: Pak, PoK and LoC

    Rahul da Cunha: Pak, PoK and LoC

    See I’m very clear...there’s going to be no end, no resolution to our battle with our annoying neighbours

  • Rahul da Cunha: How Donald can trump Hillary

    Rahul da Cunha: How Donald can trump Hillary

    So, I missed the first US presidential debate on TV. Why? See, I'm a patriot ok. I stationed myself at the Wagah Border to confirm that Fawad Khan had indeed gone home. (There were strong rumours that he'd stayed back to attend the Ae Dil Hai Mushkil premiere.)

  • Rahul da Cunha: No cinema for the old

    Rahul da Cunha: No cinema for the old

    So, some part of this piece is going to be about Pink. It’s by far the most definitive Bollywood flick I have seen in a while

  • Rahul da Cunha: Tu kya karega

    Rahul da Cunha: Tu kya karega

    Accha, don’t try and correct my Hindi! Samjhe, this is Mumbai! ‘Tu kya karega’ is correct Bambaiya

  • Rahul da Cunha: "Boss, that's nothing"

    Rahul da Cunha: "Boss, that's nothing"

    So, what do Indian men in large clusters talk about? It’s usually about the stock market. Cricket is a big one