'A rare occasion when one could have committed a crime, God ji sleeping. To a man who could stop time in India, #HappyBirthdaySachin'
'Biwi ji has given me title of King. It's like Chess. King can take only one step at a time and Queen can do whatever she wants to #HasiBand' (All Pics/ Virender Sehwag's twitter account)
'Husband condition is like Split AC. How much ever noise outside , inside the house cool,silent and remote controlled. Shaant,shushil pati'
'Wow! Nehra ji Birthday and #WorldDanceDay on same day. Happy April waala birthday Nehra Ji. Great memories with you #CricketKaBhishmapitamah'
'The future is shaped by one's dreams. These legends still don't waste time in following their dreams. Sone ka Maza'
'A good laugh and a good sleep are the two best cures for everything'
'Mango with Rahul Bhai! Fruits Khaao Mast Ho Jaao! #Memories'
'Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops. But Biwi ji Rocks! Works and Shops!'
'Dada ki khushi me apni khushi hai. Rasogulla jaisi meethi muskaan @SGanguly99'
'Happy Birthday Biwi ji @AartiSehwag. #16December, already a movie on your date of birth. Sachha pyaar aur 100 ka note Mushkil Se milta hai' (Real love and a 100 Rs note is found with great difficulty)
'Move in Silence, Speak only when it's time to say Checkmate. #ShatranjKeKhiladi'
'Welcoming the Hairy & Slightly distorted Burj Khalifa @ImIshant to the @lionsdenkxip family. Plz Welcome him by making such a face wherever u r'
'Kuch players on-field Record todte hain, Kuch off-field Beard todte hain, Baazigar wahi hain, jo donon main jeet te hain #BreakTheBeard' (Some players break records on-field, some players break the beard off-field. The gambler is the one who wins in both areas)
'A happy wife means a happy Life. In a theatre, watching match as wife watches a movie. Main bhi khush, Biwi bhi khush. Simple joys'
'Only old notes are out of circulation. Great knocks from @YUVSTRONG12 and @msdhoni'
'Look who is taking me for a ride! The great man Rahul Dravid'
'Happy Birthday Mr. 360 degrees @ABdeVilliers17, the man who can bat in any pose he wishes too #IPLlogo'
'He played in the V. But was the biggest C. Commitment, Class, Consistency, Care. Proud to have played together. Happy Birthday #RahulDravid'
'Chips ki packet ki tarah jaldi over khatam karne waale (Finishing an over as quick as a packet of chips) @imjadeja, Happy Birthday. Cut the cake in this style, by ghumaooing (swinging) knife like sword'
'Board exams are like Cricket matches. I never played under any pressure. You should not too. #ReleaseThePressure'
'Happy Birthday @cheteshwar1 Pujara. May your batting continue like Dadi Amma's story, never ending. Zindagi Na Milegi Pujara!'
'Ek Virender Bottle ke Andar. Khud hi ko Pi jaao. #Kalakaari'. (One Virender inside the bottle. Drink yourself)
'Because of these gestures, initially I thought it's Ricky Pointing. Then realised it's Ponting. Hpy Bday to one of the best batsmen, apna Ponty'
'Happy Birthday @BrianLara. BC Lara, kya tha Maara'
'Is China ke maal ki lambi guarantee hai. India's first ever Test Chinaman bowler Kuldeep Yadav, shaandaar firki le li Australia ki' (This China product has a long guarantee)