28 December,2010 08:31 AM IST | | FYI Team
Here are a few lines you willu00a0 never hear an employee tell his/her boss:
>>u00a0Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is always refreshing.
>>u00a0If it's really a 'rush job', run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going.
>>u00a0Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative.
>> If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don't open the door for me. I might need to learn how
to function as a paraplegic in future and opening doors is good training.
>> Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do.
>> If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that can get me a promotion.
>>u00a0If you don't like my work, tell everyone.
>>u00a0Never introduce me to the people you're with. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
>> Tell me your little problems. It's nice to know someone is less fortunate.
