Hilarious 'break-up' letter penned by woman goes viral

Jul 26, 2013, 08:33 IST | ANI

A woman's hilarious break-up letter, filled with equally funny reasons of the split, has gone viral

The letter titled “Why I’m dumping you”, was posted to on a social media website, a major newspaper reported.

The reasons include; “You can name all of the dudes in 1 Direction”, “You eat your cereal with water instead of milk” and “You have one-too-many posters of Michael Phelps in a Speedo”.

She also states, “You used air quotes when you talked about the moon landing”, “You insist on calling the president Barack Hussein Obama” and “You used the phrase ‘Jay Leno said the funniest thing...’”

She says, “It’s not cousint, it’s cousin”, “Snow Dogs is your favourite movie”, “Vegans do not eat bacon, dumbass” and “Your favourite actor is Kirk Cameron”.

She also adds, “You wore sweatpants to my grandma’s funeral - and NO it doesn’t matter that they were black.”

The letter ends with a final, “Have a nice life!” 

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