Wanna sniff? I've got the flu

That's how many youngsters driving under the influence of alcohol went scot-free during the anti-drink-driving programme last week. As traffic cops approached them with breathalyzers, the peg-happy drivers would cough, sneeze and say, "Karle check. Pata hai na swine flu kaise hota hai (Come check us. This may give you the flu)."
And the scared cops would silently retreat!