Ashish Jagtiani the Radio One RJ spills out a bagful of politically incorrect random thoughts
Ashish Jagtiani the Radio One RJ spills out a bagful of politically incorrect random thoughts
is alleged to have said some pretty shady things recently. As he backtracked from that PR disaster, amongst his clarifications and denials was the line that went something like 'I said what I said and I didn't say what I didn't say.'
I think that's a brilliant line. Taking that thought forward, in no particular order, here are some of the things I never said.
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Yeh kya bola! As Varun Gandhi backtracked from that PR disaster, amongst his clarifications and denials was the line that went something like 'I said what I said and I didn't say what I didn't say'u00a0 |
That Rahul Gandhi must have fallen off his chair laughing by now.
That the public is going to get screwed this election.
That if the Third Front comes to power, it won't last more than 18 months.
Deepika Padukone doesn't really look that great.
That Shilpa Shetty just got lucky.
That if a fancy drink costs ten times more than your regular drink, it doesn't taste 10 times better.
That the SRK-Aamir argument is like a playground fight between a couple of seven-year-olds; they should both shut up.
That these small-star types who wear leather jackets weather look like nothing but idiots.
That Mayawati and the communists coming together with the whole motley crew might end up being bad for the country, but is going to make for great comedy.
That Amisha Patel standing for elections is going to provide more entertainment than any of her movies.
That Anurag Kashyap must smoke the best gaanja in the world, and it shows in the best possible way. More power to him.
That it's not Sanjay Dutt who has to figure that he can't do a Munnabhai in politics, it's the people of Lucknow who need to figure that, preferably before the Lok Sabha elections.
That why do we stress about Mayawati coming to power at the Centre, how is she any worse than other politicians?
That Varun Gandhi is starting to show shades of his father.
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